Have you ever seen that show, “Hoarders”?
Well, in case you haven’t, here’s a quick synopsis: concerned family members and professional cleaning crews invade a home that has allowed to be overrun by….STUFF. There is no other word that best describes the massive piles that have been allowed to gather in the house of some unfortunate, overwhelmed, and often indignant, individual. Industrial cleaning supplies, shovels, dust masks and quick prayers to not find the final resting place of the house cat that disappeared last decade, are all necessary preparations for the big CLEAN OUT.
While I do have a mild reputation as a clean fanatic (with two dogs you HAVE to be and anyway what, may I ask, is wrong with liking gleaming baseboards??), I have a confession to make. After all, the first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Okay, here goes: I, Laura, am a spice and herb hoarder.
What? It’s a real thing! While I may not collect piles and piles of paper that line
the narrow aisles that become the only way to navigate through the house like most hoarders do, I do have a cupboard in my kitchen that is both a secret joy and a guilty secret. In that cupboard lives my out-of-control spice and herb collection. Not only do I have the standard extended spice rack, but every time I stumble across a different or unusual ingredient in a new recipe, I run out and by a small container of it. Who wouldn’t want their very own container of urfa biber, right? The problem is that not only will I buy an
ingredient that I know I will use very rarely, but several months later I may buy the exact same ingredient, forgetting that it is already waiting for me at home. This also happens with ingredients that I use all the time. I’ll go to the store and completely forget that I bought cinnamon sticks just last week. Eventually, this yields a cabinet that is fit to burst.
But now, it’s time for spring cleaning! I’m ready to fling open those cupboard doors, chase the proverbial dust bunnies out and clean and organize the cute little bottles! But considering my propensity for collecting, it is very likely that some of these products are a few (or more) years old. So, the first item of business is to see which of them are still good and which may have expired.
While some jars have expiration dates on them, it turns out those small printed numbers may not be the best indicator. I researched several different places and these were some general guidelines that I found for knowing when to keep or throw out spices:
· Many spices don’t expire, but they do go stale. They’ll lose their color and their potency will fade.
· Spices will stay fresh far longer if they are stored in an airtight container and kept in a cool, dry place. The refrigerator or freezer is not an ideal place by the way, because of condensation and moisture.
· Ground spices generally last around two years when stored properly, although I would begin checking around a year and a half. Shake some out into the palm of your hand and if there is little or no scent, toss them.
· Whole spices (like peppercorn and cloves) will last much longer (up to four or five years). When their scent and color begins to fade, use them up or replace them.
While these are some good general rules, I, of course, wondered about my favorite flavoring, vanilla. Vanilla beans can last up to 5 years when they’re stored
properly. Now, if you notice white fuzzy stuff on the beans, this is not an immediate “throwout” signal, because this white fuzzy might be vanillin, which is actually desirable. Pure vanilla extract, on the other hand, can last pretty much indefinitely. Although there is often an expiration on the bottle, when stored properly, vanilla actually improves with age (like a good wine). My suggestion is that if you have questionable vanilla beans or one you think will be unusable within a few months, go through the process of making your own vanilla extract from them. It’s not only fun and delicious, but it also extends the life of your investments.
Yes, I’m a hoarder and while it won’t require a dust mask or a crane, going through my spice cupboard will be an onerous task. Still, at least I have a gauge for whether or not to keep something and I have the reassurance that my vanilla will always be useable!
When was the last time you cleaned out your cupboard?
~Laura

Thanks to Quintanaroo, vintagecat and brixton for the pictures!